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“Red Nose Day Actually” Has Aired In The UK And Oh My God, The Feelings

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1. Seriously. Spoilers. If you do not want to know what happens in Red Nose Day Actually, which was made to raise money for Comic Relief, do not scroll down.

Seriously. Spoilers. If you do not want to know what happens in Red Nose Day Actually, which was made to raise money for Comic Relief, do not scroll down.

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3. OK, so it starts with Mark (Andrew Lincoln) knocking on Juliet’s (Keira Knightley) door.

OK, so it starts with Mark (Andrew Lincoln) knocking on Juliet's (Keira Knightley) door.

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4. And oh my god, it’s an emotional rollercoaster.

And oh my god, it's an emotional rollercoaster.

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WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING? IT’S SO WEIRD.

5. He shows her his mood board and says, “Remember when I said that I was going to marry one of these girls?”

He shows her his mood board and says,

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7. And Peter (Chiwetel Ejiofor) is on the sofa and shouts at Mark, which suggests that he knew Mark stood on his front door in the original film.

And Peter (Chiwetel Ejiofor) is on the sofa and shouts at Mark, which suggests that he knew Mark stood on his front door in the original film.

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At least, that is my theory.

8. Meanwhile, David (Hugh Grant) is back in Downing Street. Jo Whiley says that he’s back in power after five years off. He dances to “Hotline Bling.”

Meanwhile, David (Hugh Grant) is back in Downing Street. Jo Whiley says that he's back in power after five years off. He dances to

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10. He gets a right telling-off from Natalie (Martine McCutcheon) for dancing at the top of the stairs, in the same position he danced in the original.

He gets a right telling-off from Natalie (Martine McCutcheon) for dancing at the top of the stairs, in the same position he danced in the original.

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David then jokes, “I liked it best when you worked for me.”

So Natalie is no longer working for David, but she is his wife.

11. And Billy Mack (Bill Nighy) is on Radio Watford and is asked about his manager, Joe (Gregor Fisher), whom he was rude to in the original film.

And Billy Mack (Bill Nighy) is on Radio Watford and is asked about his manager, Joe (Gregor Fisher), whom he was rude to in the original film.

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12. He breaks the news to Mikey (Marcus Brigstocke) that Joe died from a heart attack.

He breaks the news to Mikey (Marcus Brigstocke) that Joe died from a heart attack.

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13. “It’s a big hole in my heart.”

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Thank you, Richard Curtis, for lifting our hearts and breaking them.

14. Then, we cut to Jamie (Colin Firth) and Aurélia (Lúcia Moniz), who are still very much in love. We find out that they now have three children…

Then, we cut to Jamie (Colin Firth) and Aurélia (Lúcia Moniz), who are still very much in love. We find out that they now have three children...

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16. Meanwhile, Rufus (Rowan Atkinson) is working at a supermarket and his queues are magnificent.

Meanwhile, Rufus (Rowan Atkinson) is working at a supermarket and his queues are magnificent.

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17. Daniel (Liam Neeson) and Sam (Thomas Brodie-Sangster) are also reunited.

Daniel (Liam Neeson) and Sam (Thomas Brodie-Sangster) are also reunited.

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18. Sam lives in New York, where he’s met up with Joanna (Olivia Olson)… And they’re going to get married.

Sam lives in New York, where he's met up with Joanna (Olivia Olson)... And they're going to get married.

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My thoughts: SURELY you would wait and date for a bit than make the big jump because you played the drums for her in a band, when you were 11.

21.Red Nose Day Actually was made to raise money for the charity Comic Relief. To donate, head to the Red Nose Day website.

If you’re in the UK, you can watch the skit on BBC iPlayer or purchase it from iTunes, with a donation going to Comic Relief. If you’re in the US, it will air for Red Nose Day USA on NBC on May 25.

22. Let us know your thoughts about what happened to everyone in the comments.

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